That's a crock'er shit

I'm going to Whistler today with about 7 friends from law school. We're on a truly dorky mission to recreate a famous case we learned about in Torts....oh yes, the infamous tubing case of Crocker v. Sundance Northwest Resorts Ltd. In this case, the resort was held liable for Crocker's injuries after he drank himself to oblivion and then insisted on participating in a tube race. Crocker, the champ, ended up a quadriplelegic after hitting a mogul and flipping his tube.

So here's to recreating Crocker, minus the neck-injuries and paralysis and everything. Rock on.